"Baby-Cakes Has a Bum Ankle"

Joceyln Gunnar, the private dancer and recluse artist of our hearts, had an accident today. The Chicago native visited the posh West Village Saint Vincent's Hospital this afternoon after injuring herself. Whether a taxi was taken over the Williamsburg Bridge with her reported "hottie" Armenian boy-toy Mark is unknown at the moment. Gunnar, clad in mostly likely her dancing spandex, was going on a jog near the Bedford L stop after exiting the apartment of Armenian Mark, a Billy-burg renaissance man, music producer and musician. Reportedly, she turned around and felt her ankle roll. "Mark yelled my name and I turned around and probably broke my ankle. It hurt," she said this morning over the phone in an interview. The recent Gallatin-accepted student plans on recovering in the next few weeks, but has yet to return to her own apartment this afternoon. How the "bum-ankle" will affect her and Sarah Conway's apartment move in the next month still is shrouded in mystery. Please send flowers and pre-cooked Annie's with chickpeas to their Crooklyn home for support.